Hey everyone! My quidditch team qualified for World Cup and now we just need the money to be able to go! Please check out our indiegogo and consider getting one of the perks, or just donating money! We’ve been working really hard so that we can turn heads when we go, so we really appreciate anything that you can give us!
Bonus: One of the perks is $50 for a date with me. Because, you know, that’s something that people would pay for.
I vividly remember my first time eating a fruit gusher as a child and realizing that my head had not turned unto a giant fruit. It was on this day that I first learned that the system can not be trusted.